I just wanted to help someone out here...
I am, after all, a very caring and trustful friend. With that said, I want to pass along this plea from Decadent Dave, who is in dire straights. See, he's a little short on cash right now and could use your help in purchasing much needed transportation.
All he needs is a mere $35,000.
That way he can purchase that life size Light Cycle that is for sale on E-Bay. Does it work? Not likely. Will it get him to where he wants to go? Well, there are two ways of answering that. Realistically, no, but metaphorically, I think it'll be taking him to that great, geek kingdom/sweet spot that all Tron Units see as the final destination. So, what do you say?
A little charity for the man, perhaps...
